Day 58, March 18, 2009
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
Friends start bringing over fruit.
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
Your husband not only sells the lawn mower you keep in storage, but your favorite hoe along with it!
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
You start mixing coffee grounds and olive oil to dye your gray hair.
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
You stop going out to lunch at McDonalds to save money.
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
People now ask, “How are you?” with the emphasis on ARE
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
You stuff your pockets with extra ketchup packets from the fast food places you rarely go to anymore.
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
Your husband, tense after depositing his unemployment check in the ATM, rams into the yellow pole next to the parking spot and dents the fender of your Toyota that already has 250,000 miles on it!
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
You start facing multiple ceramic roosters south in your RV with the Feng-shui hope that they will draw in prosperity.
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
You sneak cuttings from landscaping in shopping malls to start your Spring planting.
You might be at the end of your lay-off rope if:
Even your dog, feeling the tension in the house, is getting gray hair!
